Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
omg I have this strange theory but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and call it PERSONALITY